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Get in the gym or I will kick you in the balls like this!

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Happy Birthday Prick!

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Lazy is not a handicap. Get your ass in the gym!

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Ever feel like you should lose some weight?

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Be happy and have a terrific day. You have a beautiful smile, so use it!

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Who said that?

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Get out from under the old lady and get in the gym!

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You have the strength of a 2 year old, but at least you have your looks!

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You are the cutest girlfriend in the world!

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You are the cutest girlfriend in the world!

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Ever feel like your life is going in the wrong direction?

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I am going to be late. A very important meeting came up.

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BUNNIES
Just as delicious as cats.


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IT'S GAY
Balls are touching.


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ROCK BOTTOM
You'll Know When You Get There.


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TEAMWORK
Share victory. Share defeat.


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OVERCONFIDENT
This is going to end in disaster and you have nobody to blame but yourself.


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CHANCES
Don't be a pussy. This guy seems legit.


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SIMPLICITY
The simplest solutions are often the cleverest. They are also usually wrong.


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RETARDS
We all know one.


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UNIQUE
Just because you are unique does not mean you are useful.


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SMILE
Tomorrow is going be worse


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